Answer Me This...

Questions

"Some questions just shouldn’t be asked."









How far is up?


All the Country & Western singers I know got paid with big checks. How come they always paid Johnny Cash?


My wife said she doesn’t want me to take up golf because that is what made Curtis Strange.


My neighbor tells me that no matter where she goes, she always takes her anti-biotic. Question is: What about her Uncle Biotic?


Do you not open the refrigerator at night because you don’t want to catch the Salad Dressing?


Do you hate to see the Meat Loaf when you know it has to Ketchup?


They tell me my country has a democratic form of government. If that’s the case, how come the Republicans have so much to say about it?


You read a lot about people in other countries at war with each other. My question is: If it’s war, how can it be civil?


Do you think that one reason Dick Cheney doesn’t worry about what he says or does is because he has a Bush to hide behind?

Don Husted, Sr.

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